January 2009
82 posts
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Writing is a possession: a head twisting, vomiting...
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So I’m going to covert to Christianity and marry a...
caring about people = new tumblr meme?
molls:
let’s try this out.
The 100 most beautiful words in the English... →
elainecorden:
jillsies:
(via tinycastles)
I would just like to say that “Meusli” and “Meuslix” are THE WORST words.
mellifluous: Burn in hell. You are a terror upon the english language.
I hate dating. Why can't we just fall in love?
i'm on the phone
realrealsoft:
with my grandpa, the anarchist, and he’s ranting and raving out this movie “defiance” - with daniel craig, saying he wrote the screenplay years ago and the main ideas were stolen from him.
“grandpa, it’s a true story. anyone can write about it!” “yes, but i wrote to original. Belarus! north of ukraine! jesusss. i know people that were there. those germans. they slaughtered...
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In dating it often seems like I'm pursuing someone...
I know it's a little silly, but I actually am kind...
charmingmandy:
:(
So, am I supposed to like, unfollow them back? As revenge or as a courtesy? I am not sure.
Tumblr etiquette, please?
Kick them in the junk next time you see them.
The distance is always further when you don't know...
Please Participate... Please Spread the Word......
withoutlove:
I have said it before, I want to be more than a consuming force in this world. I have no desire to sit around typing my opinion about the world and ways we could fix it, without actually getting out from infront of my computer and taking action.
There are so many problems in this world, so much pain and heart ache. There are so many things that we could make better, by simply...
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Drugs and I...we were always fast friends. I have...
People spend too much time caring about fashion...
“You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug,...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
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I believe that it is our responsibility to make...
This is something that children know. This is something that we, as adults, have forgotten.
“Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense,...”
– The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
Not gonna lie: I often begin following people...
(via lookitsme)
And this is why good looking people, on average, are much more successful in life. It’s human nature. You’re always much more likely to give that phat promotion to that Brad Pitt looking mother fucker in accounting.
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x is a variable. A variable is a symbol that stands for a value that may vary. I am x years old.
I am thinking about converting to Islam. Sometimes...
I don't give a shit about what you say. I want to...
“vanity is the natural result of concluding that human consciousness is the...”
– Some drunk man named Dennis in Brooklyn today (via elpasajero)
Does anyone hear that? That's the sound of 20 AIM...
Congrats Amerika. Now, can we get back to...
Are we allowed to start criticizing Obama now? I...
I wonder what's going on in Israel
In the Future:
There will no longer be white people due to interracial coupling etc. Everyone will look like Halle Barrie.
i can not think of a better future.
Critics Praise virtual unknown Jamal Woolard's... →
drned:
i love stories like this. right guy, right part. lord knows he deserves it. this acting game is so fucking tough.
imagine being air lifted to a remote part of a future LA where all you have is a rusty butter knife and a map to the Hollywood sign; where you can see Brad Pitt and George Clooney eating PB&J’s waving you up there. and then you have to fight off 100,000 zombie douchebags...
“America - Canada’s….BUTT!”
– alex, just now (via realrealsoft)
I have seen the high watermark of awesome and it...
See, global warming ain't that bad.
A solution to our goose problem.
Goose Eggs May Help Polar Bears Weather Climate Change ScienceDaily (Dec. 16, 2008) — As polar bears adapt to a warming Arctic—a frozen seascape that cleaves earlier each spring—they may find relief in an unlikely source: snow goose eggs. New calculations show that changes in the timing of sea-ice breakup and of snow goose nesting near the western Hudson Bay could...
Me: It was Canada Geese that flew in to the engine of the plane. It's like Canadian terrorism.
Adilio: Canada Geese, they're on our fucking currency, watch out.
I guess the French aren't too excited about... →
hydeordie:
Didn’t I just read that he announced this like two days ago? How can you really gauge an entire nation in two days about a museum?
The French hate everything at first. They hated the louvre Pyramid thingy (that’s what it’s called, look it up!) and the Eiffel tower! Now, of course, they love them.
100 mustaches. I think this what Realrealsoft...
Me: What is the opposite of a Sausage-Fest?
Buddy: A good party?
Me: Exactly