December 2008
82 posts
Celebrity Rehab
Where the only thing worse than your addictions is your desperation to be on television.
Ah cocaine, is there anything you can't do or that...
the best part of Christmas so far Planet Earth...
My mother is from the old world. There are always new things to tell her about things she has never known with a grade 3 education. Seriously. The smile of glee when I told her that male Emperor Penguin take care of and protect the egg while the female—as she put it in Portuguese— goes out to work.
the things we forget
Anytime I visit my parents I forget about an old dinner habit of their’s: They will always leave me the biggest portion. We have never lacked for food, but if there are only two steaks they will split one and give me the other. They have always done this. And there is no point in protesting. I am 30 yearsold and I have to physicaly stop my mother from dumping the remainder of the main course...
On the upcoming Canadian seal cull.
Seals are evil. Haven’t you seen Happy Feet?
2008 Christmas Special [XKCD] →
adilio:
‘How could you possibly think typing ‘import skynet’ was a good idea?’
Fuck I love XKCD. That’s brilliant!
Give me music, give me life.
I have seen heaven, and they are all dancing.
What is it about shopping malls that turns people into herds of cattle? Worse than cattle, cows watch where they’re going.
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Notes from a future apocalypse
I remember snow.
noahkai are you drunk? You said you were going to...
When someone takes my photo I always snear or make funny faces because i am afraid to smile.
I don't believe in magic, I make magic.
A guide to not hitting on me.
skeetonmischa:
hydeordie:
I will make a list for the guy who was talking to me at the flea market to really explain exactly where he went wrong.
Oh sure we bought the same book, but you just admitted to me that you bought it for the cover art.
Also, you admitted that you have never even heard of the author…really? Albert Camus, you have NEVER heard of him? I am guessing you haven’t heard of...
Good Things I've Learned From Hipsters
Style is whatever you want to wear, however you want to wear it.
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray,...
(via charmingmandy)
Beds are Burning?
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New Rule: No one can say/write or use the word...
“You should know that when you say things like tumblverse, tumblove, tumbloser,...”
– my friends are unequivocally awesome (via jaimeleighfairbrother)
Toilet Paper
For something that you wipe on your ass, it sure as fuck is expensive.
rexsscarf:
Sometimes when I am bored and hanging out in coat check I fuck with the hats by repeating SORGATZ SORGATZ SORGATZ over and over they think I am talking about them but HA I’M NOT hats are dumb
Santacon has officially jumped the shark.
I am badly formed grammar.
For the dreamers;
havent-got-a-prayer:
For the ones who look to the sky and imagine the possibilities. To the one’s who look at a pile of discarded garbage on the side of the road, and see art. To the one’s who often feel overwhelmed by the beauty of other people. To the one’s who write, and paint, and think. To the one’s who hate humanity, yet love it to death. To the one’s who feel too strongly and love...
Maybe this is your chance to change it. Talk to him. Or even just give him a hug.
onlymichelle:
My grandmother had a heart attack last night, and my father just found out. He’s sulking in the corner and I’m too scared to talk to him.
How the fuck did it get so weird between us?
If I could I would be a woman. I would make a world of women. So that on those dark streets, girl, if you crossed my path you would never need to be afraid again.
“Language is a virus from outerspace.”
– WSB
